You can get away with this kind of thing when you’re the captain, especially when you’re known as a loose cannon who does things her own way and doesn’t take any bullguff from anyone. However, Benjamin has encountered some problems applying this philosophy to her bucolic between-missions suburban existance. An attempt to start a daily jogging routine was quashed when some busybody police officers kept tackling her and wrestling the blasters out of her hands, and her disastrous participation in a “10K Fun Strafe” still haunts the nurses in the energy discharge ward. Please don’t run at top speed, shooting indiscriminately at everything around you, unless you know what you’re doing.
In today’s news, a big thank you goes to giantspacelizard.com for a very flattering write-up and link!