037 - Beast Peels

037 – Beast Peels

Beast Peels – the hippest, freshest, newest new way to buy fur, with all the classy elegance you’d expect from the mall. If you’re unable to grow soft, lustrous, thick hair on your body in very specific patterns that looks like clothes, then you really only have one option for all your fur-wearing needs! And every fur from Beast Peels is coated with high-tech Spiterol, the miracle seal that not only repels red paint, it converts it into turtle-choking six-pack holders!

Style, sophistication, and suavity for the 70th century, that’s Beast Peels! Level 281, just west of the food court, next to the Infrared Julius stand.

Posted on January 12, 2009 at 12:00 am in Comic as part of Chapter 03 - Darth Mall « volume and tagged with , , , . Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. Comments are closed, but you can trackback from your own site.