Why, good evenin’ there, little lady. Y’all sure do look like you could use the services of a burly, willin’ ranchhand.
Like most old people, Rusty wasn’t always old. And there was a time during the late 2500s when he was known as “The Midnight Alloy” because of his habit of dressing up Texas-style and selling his sexual services to furries (the legend of cowboys having gotten a bit garbled in the intervening centuries). Let’s enjoy this steamy pic that I’m sure will be on everybody’s wall.